Humpty Dumpty plus A

My son's English composition.

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Let's make a conversation.

ⒽⒹⒶHi! 
ⒽI am Humpty. ⒹI'm Dumpty. ⒶI'm Mr.A.
ⒽⒹⒶ Altogether "Humpty Dumpty plus A"! We are talking about everything!

Ⓗ Are you from America? Ⓓ No, I'm not. I'm from U.K.
Ⓗ Oh,me too! How about you, Mr.A? Ⓐ I'm from space.
ⒽⒹ Wow! You're an alian!  Ⓐ No.I'm not. But I'm not mankind.
Ⓓ Oh,no! Ⓗ Am I not mankind? Ⓐ No,You aren't.
ⒽⒹⒶ What are we?
Ⓗ We are us. ⒹⒶ Yes, it's OK!

Ⓗ This is our house! Ⓓ Wow! It's big and gorgeous!! Ⓐ Yeah!
Ⓗ It's just imaginary house. ⒹⒶ Oh....
Ⓗ Don't mind!  Ⓓ OK. We are happy.

Ⓐ Is this Humpty' s book?
Ⓗ Yes it is. It's my book. Title is "Hamlet".
Ⓓ "To be or not to be, that is the question."
Ⓐ That's a good sound.  Ⓗ Yes! It's a tragedy.
Ⓓ This is very famous story by Shakespeare.
ⒽⒶ He is great!  Ⓓ Yes!

文化祭の振り替え休日に続いて、大雨警報で、火曜水曜、学校は休み。2日間の休日、息子は、遅れに遅れた英語のノートを埋めるべく、がんばっていた。長い時間ぼーんやりしていたのだが、ようやくなんか思いついたらしく、夜遅く、鉛筆を動かしていた。Humpty と Dumpty と Mr. Aのおしゃべり(中1男子のあたまのなか)はこんな感じ。シリーズでつづくらしいよ。
ⒽとⒹは実際は顔文字。再現できないけど、Ⓗはメガネで、Ⓓは2つ穴のボタンみたいな顔。Ⓐはそのまま。